The other day Jody loaded up the family (I was at work) and she took off to run some errands. Wait, before I continue I should back up and explain something else first.
Ever since our long driving trip this summer, Ciera has developed this bitter hatred towards her car seat and especially the car. If she is awake in the car, she is most often screaming. It has made going anywhere a struggle. Ok, back to the story...
So while Jody, her mother, and all the kids spent the day bumming around to various locations (one of which was Ikea), Ciera's patience began to fade quickly. So long as she was out of the car and walking a store she was happy. In the car...not so much.
One method of trying to keep her happy, which is only possible with the other kids in the car (especially Tanner), is to bust out singing a song while being a little goofy. If you can distract her, she will mellow out sometimes.
Well, at one point (as I was later told) Ciera became pretty frustrated so everyone began singing to her. When Jody started singing "Row Row Row Your Boat", Tanner and all the kids joined in happily. Grandma Dale decided to be creative, and she also joined in with the singing, but she delayed her start of the song - you know, person A starts singing, then follows person B etc. I guess my kids had never heard this song performed this way, and Tanner especially found it amusing.
Each time the song would end, Grandma Dale was always the last one to finish. Each time Tanner would look at her and shake his head smiling.
Eventually he couldn't keep quiet and he leaned over and whispered to his mom, "Mom, Grandma is never going to catch us...she is too slow!".
Disclaimer: I was not present for this exchange, and while I have tried to capture the essence of the moment, it was apparently so funny that Jody had a hard time even telling me about it (she was laughing too hard). If I left out a detail, she will have me correct it later.