Baby laxative proof!

Saturday, 31 May 2008 18:00

Today Ciera turned 10 weeks old.  I decided to shoot another video update and post it for all to see.  Besides seeing how cute she continues to be, I also managed to capture proof that I am in fact a baby laxative!

While this video was compiling I decided to catch up on some blog reading.  What a funny coincidence my Aunt Edna posted about how babies poop on those they love....

That is such a funny poem.  I wonder if there is any relation to the baby in the poem and the one in this video??  :)

 

Possible blog changes

Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:29

[THIS POST WAS ALSO PORTED FROM THE OLD BLOG FOR HISTORY SAKES.]

For the thousands, er ok, for the 3-4 readers that care - I may be changing blogging solutions here soon.  Haven't decided for sure yet, but I am not thrilled with this current module. 

This site is hosted via .NET and I like it for the most part.  The content management system (CMS) I am using is DotNetNuke (DNN), and it included this blogging engine you are enjoying right now.  DNN is pretty nice and there are tons of plug-in modules available for practically everything you can imagine, but this is currently the only blogging option for it.  It is under active development, but compared to the other .NET solutions such as dasBlog, BlogEngine.Net, and SubText, this little blogging module is simply way behind the times.

Now there are many good upgrades coming, but do I want to wait?  Since this is open source, and everyone simply gives of their time when they can, it could be months before I see the features I want.  Simple things such as:

Better comment management and notifications

  • RSS feed for comments would rule!  Other solutions have it, but this one doesn't.  Or heck, it might and I just haven't figured it out yet.
  • Better email notifications of comments would also be nice.  This exists, but the implementation is way inferior to dasBlog (for example).

Support for multiple contributors without jumping through hacky hoops

  • I'd like Jody and I to share this same blog, and if I want one of my very own I can simply make one.  This one was supposed to be shared.
  • Better archive management.  To get the navigation setup I have now required a bunch of lame hacking.  It is a pain to otherwise get at old content.

And that is just a few of things I'm annoyed about.  I didn't even go into Tagging or Categories!

So I am torn on what to do at this point.  As it is I have invested a great deal of time in getting this solution going, so anything new will essentially reboot me.  Plus it won't integrate well with this CMS platform if I change. 

Content wise I won't lose much (if anything).  I may lose some of the fancy picture rendering I get inside posts - I'll live.

Stay tuned and don't change anything for now.  I'll keep investigating and decide at some point.

Time for sleep....

The morning run

Thursday, 29 May 2008 07:10

You thought I was going to write something about my morning exercise routine didn't you?  Yeah, right.  These days I only run if I have to chase a kid for some reason.  Which I admit is sad and I should do more, but that is not the topic of this post.

Every morning now I drop Milee off at school before heading to catch my bus.  She arrives at school about an hour earlier than everyone else because she has signed up for a few different extra curricular activities.  We have been doing this for a few months now, and in general it was only Monday,Wednesday, and Friday.  Now she has something going every day of the week. 

Anyway, each morning when I drop her off, she gives me a hug and jumps out of the car.  She walks a few feet away, turns, gives me the "I love you" sign, and then begins walking to the building.  I slowly begin to pull away, but as I do I keep peeking back at her.  As she approaches the open gate she looks around (I think to see if anyone else is watching her), and then off she goes on a dead run.

I have to get this on camera.  Here is my beautiful 11 year old, with a backpack that is probably half her weight just running like mad.  She isn't late for anything; not even close.  I haven't tried asking her why she runs because I fear she will stop doing it.  I find it so dang cute. 

I speculate she does it because there is nobody around to scold her for running.  During normal school hours it is strictly forbidden except on the play ground.  Could also be she is just excited to get to her class, not sure.

Regardless, I love it.  And I only have two more weeks to enjoy seeing it.

Geek vs Washing machine

Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:06

As you know, we recently suffered a malfunction at the Allsop laundromat. The machine was in the middle of a wash cycle, went to drain/spin, and died.  But it didn't die in the literal sense.  You see, these new machines (like practically everything in our lives) are all computerized now.  So when it encountered a malfunction, it displayed and error code and brought the machine to a halt.  Jody immediately looked up the error code in the operating manual, and it wasn't very helpful.  Claimed that the machine failed to drain properly.  Duh!  Then it suggested we check the drain hoses.  Ok, nothing obviously obstructing.  Nothing kinked.  Guess we could try and snake it out or something....no snake handy though.

Since we have an extended warranty, we call Sears.  They tell us it will be a week before a tech can come and diagnose the problem.  Great.  Seven people in this household and a week downtime.  What else can we do? 

We concede defeat, albeit with much animosity towards Sears and Kenmore, and we begin making plans to last the week without the washer.  The main hurdle being underwear for the kids.  Tanner was already on his last pair.  Ok, no problem, he needs more anyway.  Rather than a painful (immediate) run to the laundromat, we bought him some more.  This should hold us off until Wednesday (today), then the other kids will begin to run out of things to wear.

So as we near the impending day of actually needing to go to a laundromat, we find ourselves further frustrated and even contemplating a new washing machine.  The thought of hauling everything to a laundromat, especially considering how fussy Ciera has been - let's just say Jody wasn't keen on it.  And I sure don't blame her.  I don't do the laundry.  Jody for some crazy reason claims to enjoy doing it.  So I feel it is important that she has the equipment she needs to get the job done without frustration. Now that we have a brand new Lowe's here in Monroe (literally a mile from our house), the temptation to take the easy, yet more costly way out, was building.  Especially after I began researching different washing machine options on the Internet and reading about the numerous issues people have had with the machine we currently own.

Then this morning I decided to Google the error code and washing machine model to see if I could learn more.  I wanted to ascertain the likelihood that we would be dealing with a failed part or not. If so we would be looking at even more downtime while they ordered up the parts.  And if this was the case, then I was probably going to just break down and buy something to get Jody up and running.  Let them repair this piece of crap and we would then sell it or something. 

Man I wish I had done this search when it had first died!!  There was a ton of hits with details on the error and possible causes and resolutions.  Considering how computerized these things are, it totally should have dawned on me that loads of info would be at my fingertips if I but looked.  Quickly I learned that the primary cause was something jamming up the drain pump.  It was possible the pump had failed, but most often it was just jammed.  I called Jody up and told her that, tonight, this geek would attempt a washer repair.

As planned, I arrive home and immediately set to work.  Just three small screws and the front kick plate on the washer was off.  Before me, the drain pump.  Following the directions I had read, I twist the drain cap, and pull it off.

Oops.  Ah crap! I should have tried to drain as much of the remaining water out of the washer first!  Man did I get soaked.  As did everything else.  I seem to recall reading a warning about releasing lots of water....sigh.

Anyway, after dealing with the flood, I begin to inspect the interior chamber of the pump.  Sure enough I pull out a small (very small) mangled wash cloth (one used to bath Ciera) that had managed to get sucked down the drain somehow.  Yep, the pump was jammed.   After removing the cloth, and inspecting the pump further for more blockage, I replaced the cap and fired up the washer.  Works like a champ now.  Error code gone.  Machine happy.  Wife happy.

I then retired to the shower to rid himself of the nasty mildewy smell acquired from my near drowning.  It was worth it.

EDIT:
Ok, note to future geeks that may attempt this in your own home.  There is a thing called a rubber gasket that is part of the drain cap.  It can easily be separated from said drain cap during a frenzied attempt to avoid drowning (as I did).  Make sure you have this gasket and cap on tight before washing cloths!!  I just saved you an hour or more of work cleaning up several inches of water in your laundry room.  You're welcome.

Dead washing machine

Sunday, 25 May 2008 20:21

Yesterday our washing machine up and died.  Well, it just refuses to drain or spin anymore, so I consider that dead.  It is useless.  Fortunately for us, we have a Sears warranty on it.  Unfortunately for us, they won't be able to come and look at it until this next Friday!  Two adults and four kids and no way to wash cloths.  Jody is so thrilled right now. 

These Kenmore units are supposed to be great.  It is the "Elite" series, and they are both front loaders.  Supposedly we should be able to wash more clothing and use less water to do it - or so claimed the sales rep at Sears.  Yet each time we have had the machine serviced, the technician has cautioned Jody about overloading it, specifically telling her to only load it half full to avoid any problems.  It's crazy considering what a sales pitch they made about being able to wash like 40 towels at once.  So I guess we are supposed to load it half full, and run it twice as much?  So much for saving water.  We are seriously considering selling these off and going back to a top loader - or maybe just try a different brand, not sure.  Jody has not been happy with these units at all.

For now, I guess we are going to have no choice but to hit up a laundromat.  Our luck they (Sears) will need to order up a part to complete the repair.  Who knows how long we may be down.

Graduation!

Thursday, 22 May 2008 17:29

Today my younger brother Danny (or Dan as he prefers to be called) graduated with his bachelors degree in business administration.  This has been a ton of hard work and I am very proud of him.  This was done by attending school every night after getting off work.  He essentially has worked 12-15 hour days (plus homework) for the past four years!  I am sure there were times when he considered giving it up, or putting it on hold, but he never did and now tonight he celebrates. 

I should point out that tonight is just the graduation ceremony, he still has two weeks left of class before he is truly and officially done, but that is smooth sailing now. This will prove to be worth every long hour and every dollar spent.

I wish I could have been there to congratulate him in person, but I am sure those that could make it took loads of pictures, and possibly even video.  Now he can relax a little, and get more done around the house as he was telling me he plans to do.  Maybe even get out and do some fishing this summer!

Again, I want him to know how proud I am of this accomplishment.

Love you D.

Post commute update

Wednesday, 21 May 2008 19:10

Well, as I mentioned yesterday, today I tried out a new commute option.  I left my house promptly at 7:38am, drove Milee to her early morning school activity, and then busted down to the Duvall bus stop.  The bus was scheduled to leave at 8:05am and I arrived at 8:05am.  I barely made it!  I'll need to budget a little more time Friday when I take the bus again.

Overall it was just as I envisioned it would be.  Such a nice and relaxing ride.  I even ended up chatting a little with a coworker that I hadn't seen in a few years.  Then I popped open the laptop and began to catch up on blogs and email, just like I normally would while waiting for my carpool to be ready.  Before I knew it, I was at work.  The hour just flew by.  It was great.

It was interesting to see how the other employees spent their hour as well.  One had a DVD of what looked like an episode of "Lost" he was watching.  It hadn't occurred to me that I could use the time to catch up on TV shows I like but never watch anymore because I missed so many of the previous seasons.  Others were relaxed with music players, or reading books, or like me, reading email.  Talk about quiet too.  Even those talking could hardly be heard.  I am not sure how the public buses are with respect to noise, but this was very nice.

I think I have found a winner in getting to work every day now.  But I guess I'll reserve full judgement until I have given it a good week or two. 

Tomorrow I will be playing hooky from work so that I can attend a field trip with Cailyn's kindergarten class.  We are going to the zoo!  Just wish it wasn't supposed to rain...

Pay raise! Well kind of...

Tuesday, 20 May 2008 22:10

For the past 3 years I have been carpooling to work with a coworker that lives a couple miles from our house.  I live roughly 25 miles from work, and with traffic it is pretty much a guaranteed 45 minute (often an hour) commute each direction.  With the carpool lane you can sometimes shave 10-15 minutes off, which actually makes a big difference in the overall commute experience.  I hate getting stuck in traffic.

Since the day I started working at Microsoft there has always been the option of getting a Microsoft paid bus pass that would allow me to use local mass transit buses whenever and however I wanted.  But living out here in Monroe, with a public bus commute time to main campus being just over 2 hours (each way!), it hasn't been much of a consideration. 

Well, tomorrow I will be taking the bus.  But not a public transit bus - a Microsoft sponsored bus called "The Connector".  This is a new bus fleet that Microsoft contracted exclusively for Microsoft employees.  This is a program they started a little over a year ago to help reduce overall traffic related frustrations faced by most employees.  Each bus is outfitted with WiFi internet access so we can actually work as we ride the bus.  And these rigs are nice!  I am talking near Greyhound level....very comfortable.  Or so I am told - I find out tomorrow.

The Connector service is not available in all areas, and wasn't an option for me until recently.  This past month they opened up a service from Duvall to main campus.  That is maybe 10 miles from my house. So instead of me driving 50 miles a day, it will be roughly 20 miles, and I don't have to deal with traffic.  ETA from Duvall is roughly an hour.  So my overall commute time will go up, but I can work as I ride, or I can simply relax (sleep) until I get there.

So I get: More productivity during my normal drive time.  Lower overall commute stress.  Lower mileage on the car.  And lower fuel expense!  With the price of gas currently, I may have scored a raise.  If it works out that is....

Baby laxative

Monday, 19 May 2008 19:01

During the work week, like most, I have a morning ritual.  Besides getting kids up and going for school, I call my carpool partner and get him going as well.  Then I snag something light for breakfast, and kick back at my computer for 30 minutes before leaving for work.  Come time to leave I announce it loudly and all the kids come running and jump at me to say goodbye.  I then proceed to tell Jody goodbye, and if awake, I will pick up Ciera and tell her goodbye as well.

Well this morning I went to tell Ciera goodbye and lucky for me she had just finished nursing.  She was in a very content and mellow mood.  These moods last roughly 15 minutes before she is ready for the 2nd, 3rd, or 8th course of her self designed 15 course meal.  Oh, and these meals are often followed up by demands of a snack here and there as well. 

Anyway, I was in that 15 minute window to tell her goodbye without her getting overly upset about it.  So I picked her up and began to plead with her to be a good girl for mommy today.  I asked that she at least give mom bathroom breaks, and to at least give sleep a try since I am not sure she ever has yet.  She looked up at me with those beautiful blue eyes, and for a second I thought she might actually smile at me.  Instead her face suddenly contorted, turned dark red, with veins popping out of her forehead, and then bam - Mount Saint Helens unloaded into her diaper.  Here I thought she was actually happy to see me, but nooo, she was just making room for desert.  Which she promptly demanded within mere seconds.

Then this afternoon when I get home from work, I am informed that she had been such a good girl today.  Jody painted this picture of a mellow little girl that hardly fussed at all.  Sure enough, there was Ciera, wide awake and looking happy and content. All this without being physically attached to her mom!  Wanting to get in on this action I pick her up and greet her happily and praise her for being such a good girl. 

Hiroshima level explosion within minutes.  I am just a baby laxative I think....

Exhausted

Saturday, 17 May 2008 22:29

What a day.  The weather up here has been hot.  Jody would say it was "just right", but I call it "hot".  The good part about it being "hot" is we get to work outside.  Jody spent her afternoon weeding and mowing the lawn.  I spent mine spraying the yard for bugs, hanging shelving in the garage, attempting to keep a screaming 8 week old happy while mom worked in the yard, and then I hung some shelving up here in my office.  I just finished in fact.  After I post this, I am off to shower and then bed.  I am wiped out.  The heat makes it worse too....just saps me.

Tomorrow I put the new shelves to use and will attempt to organize my office a little better.  If I can even move.  Every muscle I have seems to be in pain right now.